Teddy Picker

Despair Up To The Point 'Till They Provoke
The Punchline Before They Have Told The Joke
Can You See Your Desperation To Be Seen
Staring At The Television Screen

Despair Up To The Point 'Till They Provoke
You To Tell The Fucking Punchline
Before You Have Told The Joke
Im Sorry Sunshine It Doesn't Exist
It Wasn't In The Top 100 List

And It's The Thousandth Time And It's Even Bolder
Don't Be Surprised When You Get Bent Over
They Told Ya, That You Were Gagging For It

[She Saw It And She Grabbed It
And It Wasn't What It Seemed]
[The Kids All Dream Of Making It
Whatever That Means]
Another Variation On A Theme
A Tangle On The Television And The Magazine
D'you Reckon That They Do It For A Joke?
D'you Reckon That They Make 'Em Take An Oath?
That Says That We Are, Defenders
Of Any Poseur Or Professional Pretender, Around

When Did Your List Replace The Twist And Turn?
And The Fist, Replaced The Kissed-On Concern
And If You're Bothered, I Don't Want Your Prayers
Save It For The Morning After

And It's The Thousandth Time And It's Even Bolder
Don't Be Surprised When You Get Bent Over
They Told Ya, That You Were Gagging For It

Lets Have A Game On The Teddy Picker
Not Quick Enough Can I Have It Quicker?
Already Thick And You're Getting Thicker

Lets Have A Game On The Teddy Picker
Not Quick Enough Can I Have It Quicker?
Already Thick And You're Getting Thicker

Asuming That All Things Are Equal
Who'd Want To Be Men Of The People
When There's People Like You?
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