Now when I'm drinkin' the fuckin' tequila I be mackin' the ho's
And about two times a night, I be smackin' the ho's
Is that how it goes? Baby, shit we up in the club
And now this Portugese chick is startin' to show me some love
Now check it... baby, we gon' dance
And since I'm smokin' so much dope you got my mind in a trance
Now I need to tell you girl, I ain't starin' at your eyes, I be starin' at the bar
Just give me two or three more shots and we be hittin' the car
Not goin' to far, baby cause I ain't able to drive
I pop in some Maxwell to keep the spirit alive
I tried to concentrat, but everything, it swerves
I think I shouldn't fucked around with Mr. Jose Cuerves

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I'm in the place and I'm kickin' a lyrical solo
So low that you can't get under it, we stay DL like a Good Life promo
Just like, testing, testing 1, 2, 3
Girl you be, tempting, tempting to the P R E Z
Now tell me, what kind of brother did you think that I was
No girl don't try and playa hate me when I'm catchin' this buzz
Addicted to drugs, baby and that drug is you
What did you think that Richie Prez wouldn't throw a line at you?
Lets get a drink or two, of Mr. Jose Cuerves
Are you tryin' to get me drunk? Well would I have the nerve?
So I hit the shots, and she didn't realize
I was out the door, she's payin' for the drinks and I'm on I-95

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You know this alcohol, it'll make you do crazy things
It'll make you act a fuckin' fool, It'll make you buy your girl rings
It'll make you a wise man, It'll make you go insane
It'll make you walk ten miles in the pourin' rain
It'll make you high as hell, It'll make you hit the floor
And if somebody buys you shots it'll make it that much more
It'll make you know shit, It'll make you not know shit
It'll make you light a cigar, and straight feel like a pimp
It'll make you run a red light, It'll make you stop when it's green
It'll make you act like a friend, It'll make you act like a fiend
It'll make you poor as hell, but it make you feel like a king
It makes you look better, and it makes me sing

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Tequila

Tequila

Tequila

Tequila

Ode to Jose the curse of Cuervo,
So hard to say no though it gives one the fever,
Pretends to be friendly,
Then it's all over, over,
It's all over, over,
Pretends to be fine,
Then the curse of Tequila,

It makes me happy,
Con Tequila it feels fine,
Con Tequila when the doors are opened,
And con Tequila when they're calling time,
That's the curse of,

Sierra sunrise and Margarita,
They'll break your heart in the desert heat,
Tell you you're thirsty,
They'll tell you you're sober, sober,
It's all over, over,
They'll tell you you're fine,
Then the curse of Tequila....

If there's a lot on your mind it's there to help you forget,
To relax and rewind and leave behind the regret,
First sip makes you well before you know it it's time,
And you're saying to hell with the salt, lemon and lime,
Salt, lemon and lime, time Tequila,

That's the curse of Tequila.....

One shot, Two shot, Three tequila floor,
Cowboy bouncer's 'bout to bowl me out the door
Jose got me stumblin' mumblin' like a fool
That worms got a kick like a Tennessee mule
Wake up in the mornin hurtin head skinned knees
Aint no doubt about whats puttin a whoopin on me

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Tequila Goes down easy, lord it will sneak up on you fast
Tequila Great Big buzz in a lil bitty glass
Tequila Glass, salt, straight up, chilled,lemon lime
Blue on the rocks, frozen margarita time
Mexicali, blue aguave, fire in a bottle
Too much Cabo Wabo do the cucha racha wobble
You think by now a drinkin man would learn
You dont go toe to toe with that lil bitty worm

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I DRANK TEQUILA AND WATCHED THE GAME IN THE BAR
I DON' T CARE WHO LOSES, I DON'T KNOW WHO THE TEAMS ARE
WE HAD OUR TIME, BUT THE BELL'S FINALLY TOLLED
MY OHIO WINTER WAS FINALLY TOO COLD