The Attack

by Ace of base

Radio: An enemy missile attack has been launched against this
country. It is estimated that the missiles will arrive in
approximately three minutes.
Man: God, almighty, there's only three minutes to go!
Woman: Okay, I'll just get the washing in.
Man: Shut up! I'm trying to listen!
Radio: Stay indoors.
Woman: Oh, dear, I've left the oven on.
Man: Get in! Get in! Get in!
Woman: The cake will be burned!