The Ballad Of Chasey Lane

Dear Chasey Lane
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lot of dick, had a lot of dick
I've had a lot of time, had a lot of time
You've had a lot of dick, Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lane
I wrote to complain
You never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
your ass when you treat
your biggest fan like that

You've had a lot of dick, had a lot of dick
I've had a lot of time, had a lot of time
You've had a lot of dick, Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lane
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lot of dick, had a lot of dick
I've had a lot of time, had a lot of time
You've had a lot of dick, Chasey
But you ain't had mine

[PS: Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my Mom and Dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties] x2

Would you fuck me for blow?