The Grand Wazoo

Voice recorded in 1969
Synclavier recorded c. 1992

Don Van Vliet--vocals
FZ--Synclavier

You might think my hat is funny, but I don't.
I'm the Grand Wazoo.
Keeper of the mystic scrolls.
And rolls of parchment from the lodge.

And I'm a Veteran.

Every day on coffee break at the hardware store, I tell Fred
What to expect because we play pranks during the . . . initiation.

I'm the Grand Wazoo.
I'm the Grand Wazoo.
I'm the Grand Wazoo.

I'm the Grand Wazoo, from the hardware store.
Fuck you if you don't like my hat.