This Might Be Satire

Well, I wanna chew my bubble gum with you
And I wanna walk you home from school
And I wanna carry your books to every class
And I wanna fuck you up the ass!

Yeah...

Oh, girl, don't you know? It's true
How much I love you
I wanna sing it 'cross the land
Oh, won't you hold my hand?

Oh, won't you hold my hand?
Oh, won't you hold my hand?
Oh, won't you hold my hand?
Hold my...

She tells me that she loves me, now
I'm gonna tell her that I love her
She tells me that she loves me, now
I'm gonna... try and fuck her.

But where the hell are my priorities?
Left in the hands of the authorities...

Yeah!!!! Baby...