Vince The Loveable Stoner

Now vince was a loner
A loveable stoner (ah-ha)
He lived in a bluebird
Spelled his name backwards (ah-ha)

He's so pretty
He always looks shitty (ah-ha)
Born on a Monday
Such a very good day (ah-ha)

--Chorus--
And I haven't seen a pupil in his eyes for 16 days
The Catholic girls love him in a hundred million different ways
And he's been up for days
In a thick malaise
He's only list'nin to the salad days

Rock a honey rock a honey (woo hoo)
Sleeps all day and he dreams of you
Rock a honey rock a honey (wee hee)
Dines in the city where the girls run free

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Now Vince got a big crush
On the girl from Redrush (ah-ha)
Took her out for tacos
Said she liked burritos (ah-ha)

And he said shes so easy
Brought up in the country (ah-ha)
She gets naked for a living
She aint afraid of giving (ah-ha)

--Chorus--
And I haven't seen a pupil in his eyes for 16 days
The Catholic girls love him in a hundred million Different ways
And he's been up for days
In a thick malaise
He's only list'nin to the salad days

Rock a honey rock a honey (woo hoo)
Sleeps all day and he dreams of you
Rock a honey rock a honey (wee hee)
Dines in the city where the girls are free

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

--Chorus--
And I haven't seen a pupil in his eyes for 16 days
The Catholic girls love him in a hundred million Different ways
And he's been up for days
In a thick malaise
He's only list'nin to the salad days

Rock a honey rock a honey (woo hoo)
Sleeps all day and he dreams of you
Rock a honey rock a honey (wee hee)
Dines in the city where the girls are free

Rock a honey rock a honey (woo hoo)
Sleeps all day and he dreams of you
Rock a honey rock a honey (wooooo hoooo!)
Don't touch me, said a dont touch me a dont touch me