It's 2:37 pm I want to go to the store to buy some sunflower seeds
in case I got nothing to do tonight
I like kids
So I'm walking to the store and the neighbor's kid runs into me with a tricycle
After I kicked the brat off the bike
I walk into a pile of shit
After that I hit my head on a stop sign
so I cross the street and stumble into the store
I feel like shit, I live in a ditch.
My life is hell; my house smells
It's 3:14 as I get into the store
Walking down the frozen food section I touch the frozen burritos
I pass the deli department
and put my fingers in some free sample cheese dip
I finally see the sunflower seed aisle
There it is. The gleamy view
My savory nighttime entertainment
He never has any friends
He doesn't care about what happens
If you see him walking down the street
then hide your kids and toss the key
There is a guy they call him the weirdo
He went to the store to buy sunflower seeds
I know a guy and they call him the weirdo
He doesn't care about you or me!

discrimination
across the nation about....
FRIENDS!
I might be a puppy dog
I might be a glitter frog
I might be a big fat hog
But I'm not a weirdo
No, I'm not a weirdo (x2)

I might have a giant head
I might wanna fuck the dead
I might be a girl instead
But I'm not a weirdo
No I'm not a weirdo (x2)

you both might look at me and say,
what's a matter will you look who you are?
pretty wierd for a guy who has
all the white chess pieces in his hands...

I might like a pee in the park
I might be a guy named Mark (who's a weirdo)
I might like a pepper poo star
But I'm not a weirdo
No I'm not a weirdo (x2)

The other day I came across
Someone I knew and he was lost
I don't care what we have done
You never will believe it
It's a life that's made for me
Where I can be completely free
So long as I obey this sound
That echoes all around
Just like the ocean or the sea
Just like the blood that burns in me
Someone like you cannot be free
Just like a lock without a key
Just like the ocean or the sea
Just like the blood that burns in me
Someone like you cannot be free
Just like a lock without a key

Just like the ocean or the sea
Just like the blood that burns in me
Someone like you cannot be free
Just like a lock without a key
Just like the ocean or the sea
Just like the blood that burns in me
Someone like you cannot be free
Just like a lock without a key

So, I thought this cannot be
There's someone else in here with me
I don't care where we have been
You never will believe it
I know you and you know me
And we're as happy as we can be
I know where this world belongs
It don't mean much to me
Just like the ocean or the sea
Just like the blood that burns in me
Someone like you cannot be free
Just like a lock without a key