Come inside
Sit yourself down beside me
Help me find
The way to heal what divides me
Please take my shield
That hides my heart
Pull the curtains far apart
Welcome to my world
I've waited oh so long
For you to share my crazy life
Welcome to my
Welcome to my world
My world
Come prepared
Expect to see the unexpected
Cause I'm not scared
No I'm not
Can't you see we're connected baby
Oh don't you know
The road you're on
Only leads where you belong
Welcome to my world
I've waited oh so long
For you to share my crazy life
Welcome to my
Welcome to my world
My world
Oh yeah
Same days there's a river of raging pain
Some days there's a lover
To drive you in sane
But what you give me
I don't really mind
All I ask is please be kind
Welcome to my world
I've waited oh so long
You'd have shared my crazy life
Then welcome to my
Welcome to my
Welcome to my world
This is my world
My world
This'll be the rest of my life
Cause I know
My world
Waited oh so long
Welcome to my world
This is the rest of my life

Welcome to my world
Won't you come on in
Miracles I guess
Still happen now and then

Step into my heart
Leave your cares behind
Welcome to my world
Built with you in mind

Knock and the door will open
Seek and you will find
Ask and you'll be given
The key to this world of mine

I'll be waiting here
With my arms unfurled
Waiting just for you
Welcome to my world

{mini Intrumental Interlude}

Waiting just for you
Welcome to my world

Sitting in my boxers eating apple jacks
Welcome to my world, welcome to my world
Whacking it to late night cinemax

Welcome to my world

Jagermeister and captain crunch
Nicotine and the brady bunch
I'm building a boat out of pudding cups

Welcome to my world

Welcome to my world
Non-stop no-girl action without you

This old shirt is starting to stink
I don't give a damn what people think
I can take a leak in the kitchen sink

Welcome to my world

No you needn't shed a tear
'Cause I've got waffles and I've got beer
And i've got mr. belvedere

Welcome to my world

Welcome to my world
Non-stop no-girl action without you

Don't want to be here
Don't want to be here tonight
Can't stand another episode of Cheers tonight
I hate that Woody
I hate Diane
Frasier and Norm
And that dumbass mailman!

I'm the chick who drops sick flows fill bowls with ill flows ill ho hell knows
pantyhose holes full of No Doz
Make your earholes shit pop six Pep Bysmol sick abysmal bitch suckin dildos instead of dicks
for kicks
No time for fake bitches, just sip some orange juice with my real bitches
And I just got three wishes I ain't askin for world peace
I want Range Rovers in three different colors Genie gimme the damn keys!
Dead wrong like a Dead sticker on a bong bombs runnin arms and rayguns with Ron Reagan to
Vietnam and Iran
I'm blonde and dumb, I just taped over your demo with my song, gagged Cisco with his thong
I ain't kiddin I'm filled with lil pills of Ritalin riddle middle men to rob Bailey and Biddle
again tell a friend
I use men like Mennen in my armpit I'm bad I can't stop it
Evil twin count as two in your caucus tell Murdoch lemme in his office
I'm a steal the carpet then Fox and then Rawkus, voted for Dukakis, and I like Secaucus
Cuz they got the word cock in it
Welcome to my world, such a nice nice girl, welcome to my world
Of course I'm getting lost ran into Kate Moss
Fed her a nine course full of chopped horse and forced her to toss
10 times divorced I speak in Morse-dot dot dash dot dash (HuH?) I just told you had an ugly ass!
Type rash unabashed crass with a brain rash strapped for cash take me to your trailer I'll
steal your trash
Ask me a question, I love to lie, hey look girl is that Jimi Hendrix? 'Scuse me while I kiss
your guy
Everyone tells me I'm the female Eminem-well all I'm gonna talk about is getting fucked up the
ass then
Don't be mad Em I'm just playin, I wish I had a Dr. Dre and sold out shows one million white
faces in Dayton
Ritzes stead of Days Inn bitches for maids then
2 scoops of raisins amazin lays by names like Casey Kasem
Lazin by the pool with record industry fools Crystal in my drool, man that'd be cool
I'm like Whoa
Let me answer the question of the day-I was born in Spanish Harlem then moved to PA
On 172 and St. Nich. Food stamps and WIC 'til my folks worked themselves rich (this track's
making me sick)
If you want to compare me like white Lil' Kim female Kool Keith
I'm speak and keep it simple, here's your brain on Princess Superstar pretty mental:
Ok-- I'm the Black Shirley Temple
Iced out like Entenmanns iced pens and diamond engines and denims
Got 10 Yemins countin Benjamins with Lettermans
Killin Pac mens like Inky and Binky
When ya stick your finger in me it'll be sticky come out with a diamond ring on your pinky
Work six different angles, nicer tits than all the Bangles
Got Kangols singin Star Spangles - Oh Say Can You See
I'm better lookin than the flag you can sing that shit to me (I'm gonna get in big trouble
Louise!)
I'm taking a stance spend my big advance on a 500 man lap dance
Put ants in Bagger Vance's baggy pants sir come dance it's just my circumstance
I wanna watch him do the Safety Dance, I'd do it myself but I can't
Or I'll just give my dough to my new label for nice dinners and liquor
I'm playin but, um next year that advance needs to be bigger

Come inside
Sit yourself down beside me
Help me find
The way to heal what divides me
Please take my shield
That hides my heart
Pull the curtains far apart
Welcome to my world
I've waited oh so long
For you to share my crazy life
Welcome to my
Welcome to my world
My world
Come prepared
Expect to see the unexpected
Cause I'm not scared
No I'm not
Can't you see we're connected baby
Oh don't you know
The road you're on
Only leads where you belong
Welcome to my world
I've waited oh so long
For you to share my crazy life
Welcome to my
Welcome to my world
My world
Oh yeah
Same days there's a river of raging pain
Some days there's a lover
To drive you in sane
But what you give me
I don't really mind
All I ask is please be kind
Welcome to my world
I've waited oh so long
You'd have shared my crazy life
Then welcome to my
Welcome to my
Welcome to my world
This is my world
My world
This'll be the rest of my life
Cause I know
My world
Waited oh so long
Welcome to my world
This is the rest of my life

Wonderful day for me,
I'm happy as they want me,
to be sitting far enough to see,
and what they all can see,
is everything but me.

Today, today I say goodbye,
I'm sick of all the lies,
Welcome to my world!
Today, today I say goodbye,
I'm sick of all the lies,
Welcome to my world!
Hooo ohhhhhh..

Today, today I say goodbye,
I'm sick of all the lies,
Welcome to my world...

(Winkler - Hathcock)
Welcome to my world,
Won't you come on in
Miracles, I guess
Still happen now and then
Step into my heart
Leave your cares behind
Welcome to my world
Built with you in mind

Knock and the door shall be open
Seek and you will find
Ask and you'll be given
The key to this heart of mine

I'll be waiting there
With my arms unfurled
Waiting just for you
Welcome to my world
Welcome to my world