What Would Brian Boytano Do

What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics, skating for the gold,
He did two Salchows and a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold
And when Brian Boitano was in the Alps fighting Grizzly bears,
he used his magic fire breath and saved the maidens fair.

So what would Brian Boitano do if he was here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do

I found a feature above of me
it had stampted my vobaculary.
And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone
forever a bee and acvtivist too
cause that's what Brain Boitano do.

When Brain Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot king with the human race again.
And when Brain Boitano built the pyramids, he beat up Kubla Khan.
'Cause Brian Botano doesn't take shit from an-y-bo-dy!
So natural, together and I will stop my mom
and we'll save Terence & Phillip too
'Cause that's what brian Boitano'd do!
and we'll save Terence & Phillip too
'Cause that's what brian Boitano'd doooooooo!
'Cause that's what brian Boitano'd do!