They see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
MC Escher, that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin -to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my Top 8 spaces
Yo, I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on...

They see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy

I've been browsin', inspectin'
X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL

I got a business doin' web sites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a home page for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop Pop, hope no one sees me... gettin' freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme I'm whiter than sour cream
I was in A/V Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was, do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin', they laughin'
And rollin their eyes 'cause I'm so white and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy

They see me mowin'... my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white & nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white & nerdy
I wanna roll with... the gangstas

But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
Really, really white & nerdy

First in my class there at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
MC Escher, that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin - to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry

Stephen Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my Top 8 spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast, I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run

At Pascal, well, I'm number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on...

They see me roll on... my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white & nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white & nerdy
I'd like to roll with... the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
How'd I get so white & nerdy?

I've been browsin', inspectin'
X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit, Wikipedia

I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doin' web sites

When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a home page for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop pop, hope no one sees me... gettin' freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in A/V Club and Glee Club and even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was, do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin'... they laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white & nerdy
Just because I'm white & nerdy
Just because I'm white & nerdy
All because I'm white & nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white & nerdy

I wanna bowl with... the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
Look a' me, I'm white & nerdy

--------------------------------------------------------DEUTSCH

Sie sehen mich meinen Vorgarten mähen
Ich weiß sie denken, dass ich weiß und nerdig bin.
Sie denken ich bin einfach zu weiß und nerdig.
Sie denken ich bin einfach zu weiß und nerdig
Könnt ihr es nicht sehen? Ich bin weiß und nerdig.
Seht mich an, ich bin weiß und nerdig.
Ich will mit den Gangstern anrollen.
Aber bis jetzt denken sie alle, dass ich weiß und nerdig bin
Sie denken ich bin einfach zu weiß und nerdig
Sie denken ich bin einfach zu weiß und nerdig
Ich bin einfach zu weiß und nerdig.
Wirklich, wirklich weiß und nerdig.

-=| 1. Strophe |=-

Ich bin der Beste meiner Klasse hier am MIT
Ich bin begabt, der Champion bei D&D
MC Escher, das ist mein Lieblings MC
Behalte deine 40, ich genehmige mir einen Earl Grey Tee
Meine Reime drehen sich niemals ins Gegenteil um.
Du findest das ziemlich langweilig.
Meine Actionfiguren sind alle brandneu.
Stephen Hawking ist in meiner Bibliothek.
Meine MySpace Seite ist unglaublich aufgemotzt.
Einige Leute betteln um in meine 8 besten Spaces aufgenommen zu werden.
Jo, ich kenne Tausend Stellen von Pi
Ich habe keinen Griller bekommen aber ich trage immer noch Hosenträger.
Ich bestelle alle meine Sandwiche mit Mayonnaise
Ich bin ein Genie bei Minesweeper, ich könnte es tagelang spielen.
Wenn du einmal meine abgefahrenen Bewegungen gesehen hast wirst du beeindruckt sein.
Meine Finger bewegen sich so schnell, dass ich den Platz in Flammen stecke.
Kein killer app das ich nicht gesaugt habe.
Natürlich bin ich der Beste bei Pascal.
Ich rechne Vektorkalkulationen, weil es mir Spaß macht.
Ich habe keinen Revolver aber eine Lötlampe.
Mein Lieblings Theme song ist Happy Days
Ich kann dich leicht fertig machen in einem Pinpong Spiel.
Jede Trivial Pursuit Frage die du mir stellst schaffe ich mit Leichtigkeit.
Ich spreche Java und klingonisch fließend.

-=| Refrain |=-

Sie sehen mich anrollen, auf meinem Segway
In meinem Herzen weiß ich, dass sie denken ich bin zu weiß und nerdig.
Sie denken ich bin einfach zu weiß und nerdig.
Sie denken ich bin einfach zu weiß und nerdig
Könnt ihr es nicht sehen? Ich bin weiß und nerdig.
Seht mich an, ich bin weiß und nerdig.
Ich will mit den Gangstern anrollen.
Aber es ist offensichtlich, dass ich weiß und nerdig bin
Sie denken ich bin einfach zu weiß und nerdig
Ich bin einfach zu weiß und nerdig.
Wie wurde ich so weiß und nerdig?

-=| 2. Stophe |=-

Ich durchstöberte, inspizierte
X-men comics, ihr müsst wissen ich sammle sie.
Ich muss die Stifte in meiner Tasche beschützen.
Meine ergonomische Tastatur vertreibt meine Langeweile.
Ein Schnäppchen für beschreibbare Medien online kaufen.
Ich bearbeite Wikipedia.
Ich erinnere mich sehr gut an Holy Grail.
Ich kann ihn rezitieren und euch zum ROTFLOL bringen.
Ich habe ein Geschäft mit dem erstellen von Websites.
When meine Freunde einen Code brauchen, wen fragen sie?
Ich schreibe in HTML für sie alle.
Ich habe sogar eine homepage für meinen Hund erstellt.
Habe mir selbst eine Bauchtasche gekauft
Weil sie gerade im Ausverkauf bei GAP war.
Ich verbringe meine Nacht mit einer Rolle Luftpolsterfolie.
Popp, Popp, ich hoffe niemand sieht mich durchdrehen.
Ich bin extrem nerdig und weißer als Sauerrahm.
Ich war im AV Club, im Gesangsverein und sogar im Schachteam
Die einzige Frage die mir jemals schwer fiel:
Mag ich Kirk oder Picard mehr?
Ich verbringe jedes Wochenende auf der Mittelatlerkirmes.
Ich trage meinen Namen auch meiner Unterwäsche

-=| Refrain |=-

Sie sehen mich schlendern, sie lachen
Und rollen mit den Augen, weil ich so weiß und nerdig bin.
Nur, weil ich weiß und nerdig bin.
Nur, weil ich weiß und nerdig bin.
Alles nur, weil ich weiß und nerdig bin.
Ach du Scheiße, ich bin weiß und nerdig.
Ich will mit den Gangstern bowlen
Aber, naja, es ist offensichtlich, ich bin weiß und nerdig.
Sie denken ich bin einfach zu weiß und nerdig.
Sie denken ich bin einfach zu weiß und nerdig.
Ich bin einfach zu weiß und nerdig.
Seht mich an ich bin weiß und nerdig

They see me mowin’
My front lawn
I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy.

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
MC Escher - that’s my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking’s in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know PI to a thousand places
Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed
My fingers’ movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
At Pascal, well I’m number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I’d like to roll with
The gangstas
Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
How’d I get so white and nerdy

I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’
X-Men comics, you know I collect ‘em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect ‘em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for ‘em all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettin’ freaky
I’m nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin’
They laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes ‘cause I’m so white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
All because I’m white and nerdy
Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas
But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy

They see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent within JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on...

You see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy

I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
You know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop - hope no one sees me, gettin' freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme and
Whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin', they laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy