Xavier Says

Xavier says Ha ha ha,
we have nothing in common
See you round
Ta-ta
Slink back to your abominable lover, Zsa-Zsa
before I blow your cover,
tra-lala

Zsa-Zsa's scene:
Tacky queen,
you think there's no one but you
Get your crass little ass out
and don't make me cut you
With how much you
talk you'd think
that someone else was listening
Want a drink, Miss Thing?
Slow gin fizz, says Xavier
Zsa-Zsa orders, and drinks come
Here it is, teddy bear
To your health, you ratfink scum,
Xavier wheezes
I forgot:
Before each line he sneezes
quite a lot.