You and Me and the Bottle Makes Three Tonight (Baby)

Hey Jack...I know what your thinking. That now's
as good as any to start drinking. Hey
Scotty...Yeah...What's it gonna be? A gin &
tonic sounds might mighty good to me.

Man I know I gotta go it's the same thing every
time, but I don't think another drinks' gonna
make me lose my mind. So I think about my
next drink, and it's you & me and the bottle
makes 3 tonight.

Well I know this cat named Mo. He wanders to
and fro. His and my favorite waterin' hole. I said
hey Mo, how you doing, where have you
been?
He said, I've been fine with my whiskey, wine
and gin.

Man I know I gotta go it's the same thing every
time, but I don't think another drinks' gonna
make me lose my mind. So I think about my
next drink, and it's you & me and the bottle
makes 3 tonight.